Oh, Valentine’s Day – what a strange holiday, right? Whether you’re single or in a relationship people either love this day or hate it.

On the one hand, it’s a great opportunity to show someone how much you care about them. BUT on the other hand, it seems kind of silly. Why do you need a designated day to show your love and affection? Whichever side of the argument you fall on, I think it’s safe to say that these vintage Valentine’s Day Cards will at least slightly CREEP you out.

What would you do if your kid wanted to pass these out at school? Check them out below and let us know what you think!

1. I don’t know if ghosts and Valentine’s Day really go together 

 

2. Do you think he gave this card to each woman? How romantic…

 

3. Wait a minute, something doesn’t seem right here

 

4. Nothing says love like dictator! 

 

5. “Ok, ok! I’ll go to dinner with you. Sheesh.”

 

6. If I said I aint, what would happen?

 

7. I get the feeling she doesn’t really have a choice in this one

 

8. Well, that’s one way to say ‘be mine’

 

9. Hey! Watch where ya swing that thing!

 

10. This has love written all over it

 

11. This seems like the beginning of a loving, nurturing relationship 

 

12. Anyone else think she has kind of a demonic look in her eyes?

 

13. Hmmm I can’t quite put my finger on it, but something’s just not right here

14. Going for the forceful, take-no-prisoners approach

 

15. Maybe not the best thing to say right off the bat?

16. Magic Ray, eh?

17. At least the puppy looks happy

 

18. I can’t stop staring at the mouth of the kid driving the car, what is that supposed to be??

 

19. No thanks, I think i’ll pass

 

20. Well if you’re DOUBLE daring me…

21. Now that you’re unconscious

 

22. Oh hot diggity damn!

 

23. Right, what every GIRL should know

 

24. Why does he look so guilty? That makes me nervous

 

 

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