Children—those precocious, adorable, sassy little humans truly say the darndest things. As any parent can tell you, kids are oh, so awesome and oh, so witty when you least expect it– especially when you least expect it.

Kids are always saying things that they shouldn’t. My nieces and nephews always seem to put me in very embarrassing situations due to their sometimes outrageous comments. If you have kids, you know the sheer panic that take over your body when your child opens their mouth in a public arena. The only saving grace is that you can apologize for their comment and claim that we have no idea why they would say such a thing.

But apart from the embarrassment, their statements are almost always humorous. Like those in this compilation. One little man says he wants to be a duck when he grows up. Or a little cheerleader whose mom helps to spell out cat, says dog instead. But it gets even better!

You are sure to be laughing out loud when you hear a little princess says she wants a big butt, or another little girl wishing for big boobs for her birthday. Wait until you see one little tike impersonate past presidents—his Bill Clinton impersonation is to die for!

The laughs these kids offer are sure to make your day.

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